In 2009, FEMA briefly featured a coloring book titled "A Scary Thing Happened" on its web site. It was considered to be the worst thing to happen to children since Michael Jackson became reincarnated as a teddy bear. The book quickly drew sharp criticism for depicting adorably colorable images of the World Trade Center attacks and was subsequently removed. By opposing the book, many people made the statement that 9/11 was too scary a thing to have really happened. I say fuck that - today's pussies are tomorrow's future pussies. The only thing scarier than 9/11 is Zombiegeddon, so I retooled the images in the coloring book to create A Zombie Thing Happened: A Coloring Guide to the Coming Apocalypse.
"I am a brilliant man and it's something that has plagued me for a long time." - Chael Sonnen